I was blown away by Carrot. It is refreshing that you consider your fellow employees as part of your 'family.' I just hope you aren't talking about that crazy second-cousin that you don't want to be left alone with...
I like that Carrot is legitimately invested in the local community. And if It's Always Sunny has taught me anything, it is that good things happen under a bridge.
✓ A kegerator
✓ OK to wear a sweatshirt
✓ An office dog, with my last name
✓ Retired Jackie Robinson Jersey
✓ '90s music on repeat